WOO YEAH HOLIDAY PORN WHAT BETTER WAY TO CELEBRATE WHATEVER YOU CELEBRATE THIS TIME OF YEAR
Okay so like here’s what’s up, in cause you can’t read that thing when you full view (cause it’s huge)
SKETCHES ARE $6.00
FLATS ARE $9.00
I will draw any fetish except the following:
Underaged (or underaged LOOKING) characters
Death (gore is fine)
And I forgot to put this on the thing but I will NOT draw vomiting either.
My paypal is email@example.com but please talk to me before you pay so that you can be sure I can do your commission.
DO NOT PUT COMMISSION DETAILS IN YOUR PAYMENT OPTIONS I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO READ THEM. SEND ME A FANMAIL AN ASK OR SUBMISSION WITH DETAILS.
Yes you can order things that aren’t porn
This sale will go on until Christmas Eve so ORDER NOW!!!
I don’t expect donations, I’m not gonna sit here and be like “pLEASE SEND ME MONIES” but I figured, since I’ve been asked in the past about it and let’s face it being a commission artist don’t pay much, I’d put one up. My apologies if this offends anyone
Yes I will be answering more things soon but here’s an announcement for this blog too
Poor bastard never seemed to get it through his head that MY SWEET FUCKING MOIRAIL wanted something other than a fucking peacock strutting around the goddamn palace.
NOW WHO DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING HEAR ABOUT NEXT?
MAGIC IS FAKE AND THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING STUPID
It’s MOTHERFUCKING halloween season…
….I AIN’T GOT A GODDAMN COSTUME
((send me constumes to draw Grand Highblood in))
Believe it or not I VALUE A GODDAMN MENTAL ATTRACTION OVER A FUCKING PHYSICAL ONE, no matter what the quadrant….
IF THEY AIN’T ALL UP AND STIMULATING MY THINKPAN AS WELL AS MY BULGE AIN’T NO FUCKING REASON TO STICK AROUND.
regardless, It’s probably for the best that they’re a bit brighter than myself because LET’S FUCKING FACE IT I’m not the brightest fucking bulb on the tree.
AS FOR PHYSICAL APPEARANCE…I do have a tendency to like the uh…softer…thicker females if you catch my goddamn meaning. The males? No real preference of their fucking appearance I guess. AS LONG AS THEY CAN HANDLE ME I’M RIGHT FUCKING HAPPY.
are you fucking kidding me someone posted my gif without asking or crediting me this angers me mildly. I CAN’T EVEN CHANGE THE SOURCE ON THIS